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Goat Simulator: The Card Game - Standard Edition (EN) ^ Q4 2026

Product Code: MPUGOA301291

UPC: 5740022301291

Goat Simulator is a fast-paced party card game where you draw goats, play goats, and battle other goats. Gear up your goats, sabotage your so-called "friends", and unleash chaos so marvelous it'll make even the most stoic goat bleat. Who needs friends anyway, when you have goats?

Players draw and discard cards to equip their goats adding gear effects and points to their score. They also play Karma cards for extra powerful effects and earn bonus points if they finish a personal mission. The game ends when a player makes it to 10 Chaos points.

Rules for a simpler kids version are included.